“There’s something I need to tell you…”
“I don’t want you to say anything that you wouldn’t say if you weren’t about to be killed by a giant snake! It’ll just ruin it…”
"Sometimes it’s worth lingering on the journey for a while before getting to the destination."
Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay
GANDALF THE GAY
For the fucking comments oh my GOD.
Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.